Friday, June 09, 2006

Some Things Are So Funny You Need To Write About Them

A conversation with my mother about a girl getting married

Mom "Colleen is getting married in October"
"She is such a nice girl, she takes him from
the Nursing Home every week"


Me "What!?!?!?!?"

Mom "Oh I meant she takes her father-in-law-to-be
out of the Nursing Home"


A Conversation with my grandson Shaun regarding his pre-K graduation

Me "Mom Mom's stitches still hurt really bad'
" I will not be able to go to your graduation
today"

Shaun "Mom Mom, you should have gotten my
Dad's doctor and went to my Dad's
hospital because when I got stitches
in my chin my Dad's doctor gave me
medicine so it would not hurt"
"Mom Mom, you went to the wrong doctor"


Sitting in a neighborhood diner with my mother observing two girls sitting at the table next to us having lunch together but both girls were on their cell phones taking to other people.

Me "Mom, take a look over there"

Mom "Well, it is nice to know they enjoy each other's
company so much, they both need to be on the
phone at the same time while out to lunch"



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