Just came off of Bourbon Street and tonight was the most interesting night so far on this trip that it makes me wonder what Friday night will bring. Some tips;
- Watch where you stand or sit unless you will have someone's drink on you.
- That being said, this place is not for expensive clothes, as a matter of fact, the fashion statement is "be as tacky as possible and clothes do not need to match".
- Watch out for throwing beads from the balconies above. Safer to walk in the middle of the street.
- Old men can dance to Rap music. I saw it. I know.
- Wear a tight little dress or tiny shorts with platform shoes and dance as if you were in a strip club. You will have every guy/girl watching and some even taking advantage of the ones who are blasted for they will be well fucked, before the night is over even if it is done on a bar stool. I guess a dress comes with easy access.
- Hearing a singer scream out to the crowd, "are you drunk yet because if you are all your problems will go away". I wonder what happens when the morning light appears.
- I have job security.
- Did I mention, I have job security?
- Hell, I wish I could be twenty-something and wear little shorts.
Iphone shots. Wish I could have gotten the girl in the dress with legs spread on a bar stool with one guy in the front and the other in the back. Sorry, those pictures did not turn out. Too dark. Interesting that both girls were blonds or at least their hair dye was. Oh I forgot one more thing, take notice of the guy standing with a sign in front of him that said, "SEX". Seriously, what was that all about? I was trying to eat dinner. This concludes Day Three.
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